‘A guide to surviving Christmas single, when your primary relationship is with a chicken nugget’ is out now: another groundbreaking piece from me, your BDOM admin and the author of ‘Why are you single?: the reason could be chicken nuggets’, as well as ‘Why I got banned from Tinder as swiping as an egg’. Just so you know, my last story popped up in the related news to a story about Greta Thunberg. Expecting my Walkley any day now.