Boom! I’ve hit 100k followers.

Great news! I’ve now got over 100,000 followers across Facebook and Instagram. It’s a mix of men and women mostly based in Melbourne, Australia and aged 18-34.

Bad Dates of Melbourne: the original bad dates page that makes locals laugh, cry and cringe.

Bad Dates of Australia: sharing horror dating stories from Australians from all corners.

The Alitabrydonn Instagram: dating anecdotes and a glimpse into the life of a dating tragic with a love of nugs and Tinder.

See you on Facey! x Ali

Worst First Dates

I’m a special guest on Australian comedy podcast, ‘Worst First Dates’. Search ‘Alita Brydon’ or ‘Worst First Dates’ on Spotify or find it on iTunes. You’ll love it.

It’s a BAD DATES party!

Single? Taken? In a polyamorous relationship with a bearded Brunswick hipster?

No matter what your relationship status, I’d love for you to join me for a dance and a drink in the CBD!


🖤 Me! Ali, known in the media as the ‘The Ultimate Tinder Addict’ or the egg who got BANNED from Tinder or face of the Shattered by Five Simple Words meme. I’ll give you a BDOM badge!

🖤 The girl with the TWO BELLY BUTTONS… Someone buy this superstar a drink!

🖤 Story hero TRAVIS whose PowerPoint presentation, ‘Reasons You Should Date Me’ caught the attention of women across Melbourne.

🖤 YOU. BDOM events attract a super friendly and fun group of people. Don’t be shy to attend – fly solo if you must! I’d love to meet you.

I’ll try and think of some ice breakers so we all get mixing and I’ll probably organise a few platters if you arrive on time.

Yes, the venue is accessible!

Dress smart.

It’s FREE!

Saturday 2 March from 8pm

Emerald Peacock, 233 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne