Alita Brydon

Single? Taken? In a polyamorous relationship with a bearded Brunswick hipster?

No matter what your relationship status, I’d love for you to join me for a dance and a drink in the CBD!

WHO WILL BE THERE?

🖤 Me! Ali, known in the media as the ‘The Ultimate Tinder Addict’ or the egg who got BANNED from Tinder or face of the Shattered by Five Simple Words meme. I’ll give you a BDOM badge!

🖤 The girl with the TWO BELLY BUTTONS… Someone buy this superstar a drink!

🖤 Story hero TRAVIS whose PowerPoint presentation, ‘Reasons You Should Date Me’ caught the attention of women across Melbourne.

🖤 YOU. BDOM events attract a super friendly and fun group of people. Don’t be shy to attend – fly solo if you must! I’d love to meet you.

I’ll try and think of some ice breakers so we all get mixing and I’ll probably organise a few platters if you arrive on time.

Yes, the venue is accessible!

Dress smart.

It’s FREE!

Saturday 2 March from 8pm

Emerald Peacock, 233 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne

💋 SEE YOU THERE!

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I’ve decided to offer my advice to those organising hens nights in The Brag. Check it out!

I recently threw my own hens night! No, I’m not getting married. Want to know more? Here’s the story in Mamamia.

I take a look at the three questions that are ruining your dating life. You better write this down.

Every Thursday, I’ll be on Hot 100 in Darwin on The Drive Home with Krystle talking bad dates. Tune in!

I count down the most eye watering, cringe worthy dates in Australia for news.com.au. Find out what has made the list here.